Rules and more rules, that’s what I need in this debt slaying journey. To build red tape not tear it down, these things are there for a reason. I need to set guidelines and coin theories and philosophies and not punt on a whimsy. For all concerned that will be my last use of the word ‘whimsy’ in this blog – I’m not even quite sure what it means.
So discipline is the order of the day, and to be honest I’m getting quite into my betting rules, they are a bit like the ten commandments but a bit less wordy. I’m finding they help to govern those silly gut feelings that say put Notts County in your Accumulator. When you know you really shouldn’t.
Alas I arrive at my first rule. The Sven rule, it goes a bit like this.
“Don’t back Sven.”
I’ve always found the sex craved Swede to exist in a cloud of disappointment. I have no reason to dislike the bloke; he just seems very beige, a tad magnolia, slightly grey, an off shade of taupe – just not much about him. Therefore I’m not touching Notts County this season, not with that pesky Swede around.
But a man I would trust with my sister if I had one is Tony Pulis, that dapper gent has built a fortress at the Britannia Stadium, which is making punting very fruitful indeed.
I fancied Stoke at home to West Ham the week before the game and could have got on at 2.36 with our good friends at Betfair. I expected West Ham to struggle, especially with their key man Carlton Cole returning from international duty, and no Scott Parker. But on the day I got on at 2.10, which I still thought was a good bet. But it shows if you can pick something out the week before lump on and take the value. Then pray that James Beattie does not get injured playing golf or Pro Evo.
I then doubled this up with my second new rule, the….
If I played for Plymouth and had to trek up to Blackpool I don’t really know if I would fancy it rule.
It turns out that Plymouth away to Blackpool is only 8 miles shorter than an away tie between Gillingham and Dusseldorf. I quite like this travelling logic, it doesn’t always work and it is by no means foolproof, but it’s enough to sway a wandering mind.
I also had an over 2.5 goal treble which was only let down by Liverpool and Sunderland – if only there had been more beach balls playing I say. But I did not lose, oh no. I traded and got out. Backing the treble at 5.0 and laying off Liverpool over 2.5 at 4.7 so happy days. I must admit I felt very smug protecting my dinero.
Saturday was followed by Sunday, as is tradition, and my punting ears were truly pricked. I donned my punting position in front of the TV and listened to the pre-match build up for the Blackburn Burnley game, which turned out not to be much of a crowd puller in my house as I watched it alone.
The Pre-match commentary discussed how David Dunn had been drumming into the Blackburn foreign contingency the value of this game, so I expected a leg snapping assault from the Rovers. I was more shocked to see they were 2.00 with bet365 for the first yellow card against Burnley at 1.6. This seemed wrong so I got involved and doubled it up with over 2.5 goals at about 4.9.
The first card did go to Rovers but it wasn’t for a sword wielding challenge, it was for an over exuberant celebration from young Di Santo. Lady luck was truly straddling me.
So all in all a good weekend, £10 into £40 and the little pot from £50 to a respectable £110. I now have about 92.666667% to go.
I am though getting a bit nervous; I have had a good few wins. My pot is whispering at me saying lump me on. My betting balls must grow. I think this week I will settle down for a proper consultation with the Cornerman, in you I trust Cornerman. My good friend Chris is luring me in with horse tips, but Christopher is neither a jockey nor a horse so I will leave his tips for now. But thank you Chris.
At first sight, I fancy over 2.5 goals in the Arsenal and Tottenham game. I also fancy Burnley Draw no bet at 1.81 with betfair, and a cheeky punt on over 1.5 Red Cards in the premiership this weekend with Skybet at 2.2. There are derby games and relegation battles and hopefully some good old fashioned grappling and brawling. Who knows maybe Di Santo will score at Chelsea and celebrate with a kung fu kick to the chops of Ashley Cole. Who knows? Stranger things have happened, ask Pepe Reina.